Toadzilla invades Brushtown

Some of you might remember a couple of years ago when I blogged about Tuffzilla trying to inhabit Brushtown. That was, of course, before he tried to take up residence at 1167 Centerville Road and encountered two fearless, snub-nosed beasts.

Well it seems that one of his distant cousins, Toadzilla who is almost the size of Roger, has decided to squat on our property lately. He is particularly fond of the new rock garden that Dad added this year. Perhaps Toadzilla isn't old enough to remember how we took down Tuffzilla, but if he doesn't decide to move on, he's going to find out. Visit Tuffzilla vs. Snub-nosed Beasts to see video of the last gargantuan invader being taken down. View discretion is advised.

In an attempt to drive him out of the area peacefully, I have been singing "Go go, Toadzilla," a take off of Blue Oyster Cult's legendary "Godzilla." For Toadzilla's sake, I pray it works so that we don't have to take more drastic measures.

Toadzilla

Lyrics to "Go go Toadzilla"
With a purposeful grimace and a smirk on his face
He lurks among the flowers and rocks at our place.

Helpless Bullies in their own backyard
Scream, bug-eyed, as he stares at them hard.

He picks up a bus and he throws it back down
As he hops through to the center of Brushtown

Oh, no, they say he's got to go
Go go Toadzilla
Oh, no, that was one low blow
Go go Toadzilla (repeat 3 times)

History shows again and again how nature points up the folly of man
Toadzilla! (repeat 4 times)

Blue Oyster Cult - Godzilla