Happy Easter from Katandy's Triple Threat in their Sunday's best
And now for some stupid Easter humor, I present you with some one liners that perhaps you can use during your Easter celebration (if you partake in the holiday!) Rather than dress us up like bunnies, which Mom has done, she thought it would be better to portray us in our Sunday best!
Q: How do you catch a unique bunny?
A: Unique up on it!
Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: They eggercise!
Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!
Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck.
Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.
Q: What grows between your nose and chin?
A: Tulips (Two Lips).
Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing at you.
Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
A: Your one hot chick!
Q: Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter?
A: In the dictionary.
Q: What type of movie is about water fowl?Happy Easter (if you celebrate it) and if you don't, I hope you have an egg-cellent day!
A: A duckumentary.