Happy St. Patrick's Day

Monsieur Roger and Herr Newman wishing all you laddies and lassies a Happy St. Patrick's Day from across the Channel. And, we don't mean Chanel No. 5.

I'm sure you've heard of raising the bar. Well, Roger decided to "lower the bar," which is where he ended up after an evening of Irish cheer at the Brushtown Belly Up Bar. Whether it was the alcohol clouding his judgment or merely a lack of brains inside his little big head, he clearly doesn't know that the phrase "drinking under the table" isn't meant to be taken literally.

Methinks that the little Frenchman will think twice before sucking down Jameson's Irish whiskey as if it were a glass of Bordeaux rouge Château du Masson that he's accustomed to consuming with dinner.

Roger drinks himself under the table