Buccaneer BeulahAhoy mateys, did you know that today is Talk Like a Pirate Day? Roger and I threw together this list of classic pirate pickup lines for our fellow buccaneers trying to get some booty.
- Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
- You’re drinking a Salty Dog. How’d you like to try the real thing?
- Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
- How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
- Let's get together and haul some keel.
- That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there!
- Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?
- Wanna shiver me timbers?
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