I decided to take my morning dump on the south forty acres and was not within viewing range. Thelma saw it, but she's such a good girl that she sat by Mom's side like she always does. Roger was buried in about two feet of brush − dicking around as usual − and couldn't see the lovely creature 15 feet in front of him.
Roger scopes out the perfect spot
And finds it
Mission completed with a right front-left rear paw dismount