Beware of Land Sharks

For the young and innocent thinking about flashing your beautiful bod on the sunny shores of Corolla, NC within the next ten days, you might want to think twice. In addition to the rumored Great White Sharks that lurk in the Atlantic waters, a rare siting of a Land Shark trolling the beaches looking for innocent young flesh has recently been documented.

Land Shark contemplates attack on Bathing Beauty

Ever the vigilant photographer, I was fortunate to catch the predator on film and have submitted his photo to the local authorities in hopes that he can be stopped.

Land Shark feigns sleep while lurking in the sand

Land Shark makes his move

For those of you who voted to allow Thelma Lou to wear her promiscuous mini skirt, I now ask -- Should she be allowed to expose so much fur in her itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini?

Should Thelma be allowed to wear her bikini?